Brew Nerds » quotes http://www.brewnerds.com coffee for smart people Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:29:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.4 Nerdy Pick-Up Lines http://www.brewnerds.com/2011/02/nerdy-pick-up-lines/ http://www.brewnerds.com/2011/02/nerdy-pick-up-lines/#comments Mon, 14 Feb 2011 15:07:24 +0000 Leonard http://www.brewnerds.com/?p=438 Since I’m alone again on Valentines Day, I thought maybe I should work on my pick up lines. Here are a few that I found that are statistically superior:

* You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

* Baby, you overclock my processor.

* I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

* You defragment my life.

* By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

* Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

* Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.

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-John Frazee (Journal of Irreproducible Results)

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-unknown

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-Paul Erdos

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