Since I’m alone again on Valentines Day, I thought maybe I should work on my pick up lines. Here are a few that I found that are statistically superior: * You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! * Baby, you overclock my processor. * I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists...
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Toast always lands buttered-side down, and a cat always lands feet first. I propose we strap buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches from the ground. With a giant buttered-toast/cat array, a hovering monorail could easily link New York with Chicago. -John Frazee (Journal of Irreproducible Results)...
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“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.” -unknown Tweet
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A Mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. -Paul Erdos Tweet
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