Since I’m alone again on Valentines Day, I thought maybe I should work on my pick up lines. Here are a few that I found that are statistically superior:
* You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
* Baby, you overclock my processor.
* I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
* You defragment my life.
* By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
* Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
* Baby, you’re so gneiss I’ll never take you for granite.
